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joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
Pandemic joke

A little humor for this bad period

At a big national chain store that sold groceries, auto parts and tires and was like a clothing department store, there was a line of senior citizens waiting at the front doors for the store to open.

What created the line was the special hours for senior citizens and they opened 2 hours earlier just for them.

Close to opening time a younger man walks to the front of the line and steps in front of an elderly lady who quickly beats him back with her large heavy purse. The woman yelled at the man, "The end of the line is back there!" as she pointed the back of the line.

The younger man backed up trying recover from the beating he just took and once again went to the front of the line but this time was blocked by 2 elderly men that rained punches on him, forced him to the ground and each of the elderly men grabbed an ankle and dragged him toward the end of the line and left him there. The young man was loudly booed and jeered. The seniors were getting impatient as opening time came and passed and the store still did not open.

The younger man was persistent and once again tried to get to the front of the line and this time was met by a whole group of people that beat him to the ground ripping off his tie and tearing his clothing and messing up his hair. Meanwhile it was well after opening time for the store and the line of people were bitching.

The younger man finally stood up off to the side of the line and through a bloodied bottom lip loudly said, "If you damn people will quit beating me up, I can get up there and unlock the damn door so we can open the damn store." as he held up a hand with keys on a ring and said, "I am the store manager!"


blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
Yeah its a good joke because I am reading it and at first I'm like what is going on. Then about half-way through I think I have got it figured out but I am not totally sure. In the end, yeah I expected that and it is funny!

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
Was Kate one of the senior citizens involved?

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
Was Kate one of the senior citizens involved?
Probably the one with the oversize heavy purse!

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
Glad you liked it!TY

NibblesvillePair
33 Comments
Yep... mob rule!

rottenjohnnyy
5930 Comments
quote joyceMtoF:
Probably the one with the oversize heavy purse!
I vote for Kate being a senior citizen with a big heavy purse.

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
Do you think that Corona beer sales have fallen due to the coronavirus?

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
Do you think that Corona beer sales have fallen due to the coronavirus?
Yes they have. I spent my life in hospitality and food and beverage and I still know people still working in the industry and in all the levels from package stores to dinning room sales and what I am hearing is Corona beer sales have taken a dip.There are some people that just cannot tell the difference between the two.

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
Glad you enjoyed it. It seems Kate is getting the popular vote of being the old bat with the heavy purse.

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
I can see that happening in real time. TY for reading

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
quote joyceMtoF:
Yes they have. I spent my life in hospitality and food and beverage and I still know people still working in the industry and in all the levels from package stores to dinning room sales and what I am hearing is Corona beer sales have taken a dip.There are some people that just cannot tell the difference between the two.
I totally believe that there are people who cannot tell the difference between Corona beer and the coronavirus. Can't fix stupid.

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
A sad joke is that it took the governor of Texas over three months to figure out that wearing masks during a pandemic is a smart idea. Our governor is about as sharp as a butter knife.

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
A sad joke is that it took the governor of Texas over three months to figure out that wearing masks during a pandemic is a smart idea. Our governor is about as sharp as a butter knife.
The worst one in your Texas government is your Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick. He was on TV a couple of days ago ranting and raving that Dr. Fauci lied about the virus.

No Dr. Fauci did not lie, what he said that could happen if America opened up to quickly could rekindle the virus, and it did. Dan Patrick lied! Another trump stooge!

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
I agree that LG Dan Patrick is the worst. Dr. Fauci knows exactly what he is talking about. Patrick is so far off base that he is worse than clueless.

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
Yes, and Florida's governor might be even worse.

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
A sad joke is that it took the governor of Texas over three months to figure out that wearing masks during a pandemic is a smart idea. Our governor is about as sharp as a butter knife.
Ya know I have to go out almost everyday and I wear a mask. I do not enjoy wearing a mask cuz I spend lots of time doing my makeup every morning and I am proud of my abilities of putting on my makeup. I live as a woman and do my best to look like an attractive woman.

Wearing a mask hides a great portion of my makeup job on my face but wearing a mask right now is what is required and that is what is important. So I will keep wearing masks as long as necessary.

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
quote joyceMtoF:
Glad you enjoyed it. It seems Kate is getting the popular vote of being the old bat with the heavy purse.
Do you think perhaps that our friendly banter drove the "old bat" away? Or did the old bat find a nice attic to hang upside-down in while she savors the pungent aroma of mothballs?

looking4fat
2872 Comments
A Rabbi, a Minister, and a Priest walk into a bar...
Oh, wait a minute, no they don't. - The bars are all closed.



My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do.
joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote looking4fat:
A Rabbi, a Minister, and a Priest walk into a bar... Oh, wait a minute, no they don't. - The bars are all closed. :(
Are your bars closed in New York? They had to close them back down again in Nevada

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
I think that he is a bit smarter than trump, at least he did admit that he might have made a mistake by trying to reopen to soon

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
Another pandemic joke...

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
I am not an expert on COVID-19
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but this is The Cure.

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
Ya know I agree with you.

blondebimbobitch
16159 Comments
No one seems to appreciate the joke about "The Cure". Why is this?

RedSoxWin
3995 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
No one seems to appreciate the joke about "The Cure". Why is this?
Appreciating the joke here.

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